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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Penis. It's Magically Delicious.

No, I am not endorsing penises nor do I think there is anything magical about it. Delicious? Well, sometimes, though I do prefer Beef Quesadilla or Moussaka.

Anyhoo, the title is from a slogan generator I got from The Fool's blog. Have a slogan is a slogan generator which mixes terrible things with popular commercial taglines. I thought the slogans were hilarious and oddly appropriate.

These are the ones I like best. Some may be suitable for my blogging colleagues (Gj, Rob, Viper Tongue, Jakartass, Therry.. you know it's you I'm talking about, right?)


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I am sorry if any of this is deemed offensive. (Well not really, but I have to apologize in case any FPI/LKI supporters read this and feels an uncomfortable pang of recognition when reading the last one)

If you would like to make your own slogan, you can do so below. Just click Murphy and see which one suits you best. Enjoy!




p.s. My sincere apologies for two blogging colleagues of mine, tree and anita, who I seemed to have forgotten to mention. I know how you guys love penises too. This post is also for you. mwah mwah!
p.p.s. tree, I think you are miraculously delicious.

22 pralines for rima:

Finally Woken said...

ROTFL!!!
Like the first one but it's my personal liking lol

treespotter said...

i'm being thoroughly skipped!! You really think i am not delicious enough?

Lairedion said...

If any girl will give a try how delicious mine is? rima, no apologies to any of those FPI motherfuckers.

rimafauzi said...

@finally woken: you NAUGHTY girl!!! lol

@treespotter: OOHHH I AM SOOO SORRY!!! lol...
I totally forgot!! I knew I forgot someone..
will update! ;)

@Lairedion: lairedion.. im just trying to be politically correct towards the morally incorrect.

as for the first question, well.. I dunno. I guess u'll have to go to jakarta and see how it turns out. ;)

June 4, 2008 2:47 PM

Lairedion said...

hehe I prefer Bandung or Manado but hey I'm happily married. I give room to the younger generation. ;-)

no name said...

Naughty naughty.. Oh, and fuck FPI, nevermind them

InesT said...

HUAHUAAHAHHAAHHAaaaaa,
LOL,
GELLLLLLLLLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........SOoo Nasty!!
MMhh Penis or Dildoes??? LOL

Therry said...

Have a penis ... I mean, slogan.

I'm with Anita lol

And with the whores thing I'm guessing attention whores like you and a closeted one like me?

I wonder where The Fool is, he hasn't updated for a very long time!

Rob said...

I should have stuck to my word and not come back here! I come back here and I am being linked to beer and crabs! Cruel, very cruel :D

Crabs - Australian for beer! Nah, if you drink too much Aussie beer and hook up with the right or wrong girl but at the right time you will see those little fuckers jump, the crabs that is, I swear!

Thanks for offending me! It put a smile on my dial from ear-to-ear!

Marisa said...

Ancoooooooorrr.. Mwahah!

Oh gawd, I second Rob. On a different term.
This blog is surely not the right place for miserable singles like me.

It gives you weird, tingling, thoughts.

GJ said...

Cheers Rima, seems I'm left with the "Retard" tag. I may have to change my vote now LOL :-D

yonna said...

ckckckckck.....hahahahhahah

*ketawa gak benti-brenti

*disclaimer : this article friendly for those who have positive thinking and broad-minded. for negative thinkers, it is your thought, not the article. hakakakak.

toshi said...

FPI itu katanya Jakartass sih, singkatan dari "F***ing Pathetic Idiots", atau bahasa Indonesianya "Front Penghancur Indonesia"... Jadi ya gw setuju banget ama yg slogan terakhir ituh :)... ati2 lo, ntar dikirimin parang ama si Habib ke Belgia.. hahaha...


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Trisna said...

Greetings
I'm a new reader here, and will active on leaving you comments, starting now...

Hehe... cool banner about penis and you shouldn't worry about FPI and all of their shitty plans on taking ppl's right... just like Roy Suryo BAH!!!

~^_^~
Cheerio
Chronicles of Trisna

rimafauzi said...

@ Rob: Come on Rob.. I know you won't stop coming here even if i link you with something worse.. lol
I'm cruel only to those I like. ;)

@Marisa: hahaha.. I know right, so ancur? but yeah, that's me! ms. ancur.. :p you shouldn't stop coming here though, the weird tingling thoughts I give you is actually the bonus!!

@GJ: You are nothing of the sort.. but even if you are one, I still love you anyway..:p

@yonna: Hati hati yon, jangan gak brenti ketawa.. ntar kecepirit loh. lol

@toshi: Oh ya? jakartass said that? gue gak ngeh.. then me and him, we are on the same wavelength.. lol

FPI ke Belgia? liat aja kalo berani.. heheheh

@Trisna: Welcome to my blog Trisna, it's always nice to have new people in here.. yes by all means, please do leave comments. and dont hold yourself back, you can say whatever you want here.. :)

the writer said...

Oooh yes! *while eyes rolling to the side reading the "penis-magically delicious" writings

Miedy said...

Haha... I am glad that I am over 18, so I don't have to close my bedroom's door (and window) while I'm viewing this blog :D

Somebody sexy said...

As a sexy person, I found those slogans very sexy. :)

Dilligaf said...

Rima, I am concerned about you now as it looks like you are sinking into the slimy depths that I post from.......

rimafauzi said...

@dilli: aww.. that's sweet.. your concern. lol ...
no need to worry, I may look like a lady, but people have always told me i talk (and cuss) like a truckdriver. i guess this is the result of being the only girl (except from mom) in the family. lol

silly said...

Gilingannnnnn

Masyaolohh, kreatif banget sih otaknya, hahahahahha...

ROTFLOL!!!

rimafauzi said...

sil, bukan gw kok yg kreatif.. itu gw nemu, dan gw pilih yang paling gw suka.. ;)